i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
(Source: earthnation)
idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
(Source: avocadno)
Every time I see this shot I’m reminded that Chris Evans is actually throwing…nothing at the camera. Talk about amazing body control.
I’ll be in my bunk.
I want to marry whoever has the url outbox
I’m down
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people who have the same name as me are competition
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
(Source: bookercatch)
(Source: 2000ish)
assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
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